Check it out, cats! Have you caught a load of Criswell, the Traveling Magician? This guy's been around the block and back, entertaining audiences with his killer comedy, smooth magic, and one outrageous stunt. He's like one of them classic door-to-door salesmen, like the Fuller brush man or vacuum salesman, but with a real edge. People say he's a blend of Mr. Haney from Green Acres and Red Skelton, so you know he's the real McCoy. Don't be a square, come and see his show - it's gonna be a real gas!
= free travel (up to 95 miles)
